I don't know if I wrote this or someone else.

1 drink = sip of liquor or swallow of beer or mixed drink.
All items are 1 drink unless otherwise noted.

If you are playing this game while watching MTV live, take 5 drinks before proceeding.

• Choreographed dancing (2 if by background dancers).
• Big hair (2 if curly)
• Torn clothes
• Open shirt
• Legwarmers
• Denim jacket
• Big hoop earrings
• '80s eye shadow (2 if blue or pink)
• Unusual hair colors
• Any video by Madonna or Michael Jackson (3 drinks)
• Computer-generated graphics
• Someone grabbing his crotch
• Metrosexuality
• Any appearance by someone who came out as homosexual after the video was released.
• Any artist who is currently better known for having sex than for making music.
• Narrow tie (2 if offender is not wearing a suit)
• Any fitness attire (4 if Jazzercising)
• The preppy look
• Anyone singing with a British accent
• Breakdancing
• Parachute pants
• Enormous jambox operated by batteries
• Side ponytail
• Flock of Seagulls hairdo (if on anyone not in Flock of Seagulls, guzzle!)
• Guitar with more than one neck (1 drink for each additional neck) (double quantity if not in a Prince or Van Halen video)
• Bizarre-shaped guitar (2 if not electric)
• Anything "unplugged" (guzzle!)
• Any city scene (artist performing on the street)
• Use of the word "sex" (not a euphemism)
• Excessive jewelry
• Chasing lights in the background
• Sequins
• Big hats
• Reference to nuclear war or Ronald Reagan (explicit or coded)