I don't know if I wrote this or someone else.

1 drink = sip of liquor or swallow of beer or mixed drink.
All items are 1 drink unless otherwise noted.

If you are playing this game while watching MTV live, take 5 drinks before proceeding.

  • Choreographed dancing (2 if by background dancers).
  • Big hair (2 if curly)
  • Torn clothes
  • Open shirt
  • Legwarmers
  • Denim jacket
  • Big hoop earrings
  • '80s eye shadow (2 if blue or pink)
  • Unusual hair colors
  • Any video by Madonna or Michael Jackson (3 drinks)
  • Computer-generated graphics
  • Someone grabbing his crotch
  • Metrosexuality
  • Any appearance by someone who came out as homosexual after the video was released.
  • Any artist who is currently better known for having sex than for making music.
  • Narrow tie (2 if offender is not wearing a suit)
  • Any fitness attire (4 if Jazzercising)
  • The preppy look
  • Anyone singing with a British accent
  • Breakdancing
  • Parachute pants
  • Enormous jambox operated by batteries
  • Side ponytail
  • Flock of Seagulls hairdo (if on anyone not in Flock of Seagulls, guzzle!)
  • Guitar with more than one neck (1 drink for each additional neck) (double quantity if not in a Prince or Van Halen video)
  • Bizarre-shaped guitar (2 if not electric)
  • Anything "unplugged" (guzzle!)
  • Any city scene (artist performing on the street)
  • Use of the word "sex" (not a euphemism)
  • Excessive jewelry
  • Chasing lights in the background
  • Sequins
  • Big hats
  • Reference to nuclear war or Ronald Reagan (explicit or coded)